//Is this good-bye?//

Hello luvs. This computer problem is far worse than I thought. It seems that my site in particular is infecting my computer with every visit. It's weird and unexplainable and I think the only solution, is for me to resign from this site. In other words, leave AudreyxHepburn. I shall miss it dearly ::cries::...

*EDIT* go here: www.xanga.com/HollyxGolightly

p.s. "You say goodbye and I say hello...."

xox AudreyxHepburn.

//grrr// //+edit//

Hello luvs. My computer is having some technical difficulties concerning graphics. They don't show up. So no pictures for today's post ::sigh:: So sorry...  I'm staying home today. Oh yes. I don't have much to say really. Aren't you relieved? Less reading lol... Because my computer is still being an ass I will temporarily take a break from posting. I shall still read your comments so continue to send the love my way *wink* lol. 

~having fun list (supermarket/department store fun)~

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

Play with the automatic doors.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along.

Walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field.

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

Put M&M's on layaway.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

Toilet paper as much of the store as possible.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Take bets on the battle described above.

Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Two words: "Marco Polo."

Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.

If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

much love to those who read & comment. I seriously adore you loverly people. Ta! (sign my guestbook pretty please)

//drinking: classic coke//

Hello luvs. Today was ::sigh:: "one of those days".... thanks to those of you who care about me and come back here every day to hear about my life and whatnot <3. So, I hope you like my new layout. I try. And yes Beatlesbabe345, I suppose I can try my hand at designing your site, I'm not like a pro or anything though. LOL, at lunch we were looking at Kim's oh so interesting college health book (she's taking some college courses) and we came across step by step how to put on a condom pictures... goodtimes... ::laughs:: Lety! I'm going to try and buy a disposible digital camera soon. So I can post photos of me and whatever.

 RAWR

Oh God....  Lol now I have the craving to watch "A Hard Day's Night"... maybe I'll do so sometime tonight or something...

So is anyone here is Family Guy watcher? 'Tis effing hilarious.

p.s.  "Just cast an eye in her direction. Oh me oh my,
ain't that perfection?..."

much love to those who read & comment

//drinking: jones soda//highlight if you gotta!//

Hello luvs. Today was nothing special. Came up with this layout, I hope you like teehee. I changed the icons in the banner ^ there. I don't think I'm quite finished yet. I might add a song player or something. We'll see what we'll see. So yeah... had me some dip and dots today. Banana split to be exact, yum. Man I hope my mom buys me some more biosilk today. 'Tis excellent stuff for silky hair *wink*... I don't have the luxury of a 3 day weekend like most of you ::sigh::.. I wish life had a remote control. Ah The things I'd do...

~having fun list (work place fun)~

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha."

Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.

While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Marge.

Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.

Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."

Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "oh you've got to be faster than that.

Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

p.s. "Hold me tight Let me go on loving you Tonight, tonight Making love to only you..."

much love to those who read & comment

//listening to: //

Hello luvs. How goes it? Today was cool. I voice chatted with Elle... bitch! ::Lol::... good times... <3 you girl. Got ready. Went out to Outback Steak House... had about 5 shirley temples! Oh yes. Tried to tie the cherry stems into a knot with my tongue. Dinner consisted of a bbqed chicken sandwich, mmm... primo. Lots o' got laughs around the table. Dessert=cake drizzled with raspberry sauce. Got me a new cd after that. The sky is pretty tonight... So I'm about to take a nice warm shower and be liesure...

 "Our lives are like books, some have less pages than others."

p.s. "She's got the devil in her heart But her eyes they tantalize She's gonna tear your heart apart oh her lips are really thrilling
I'll take my chances for romance is So important to me She'll never hurt me
she won't desert me she's an angel sent to me..."

much love to those who read & comment